Based Attorney

[Based Attorney]

It's a joke.

[Guest]

So are your chances at becoming Mayor eeeeeyyyy

[Based Attorney]

Unfortunately true, you can thank Slick for that. Still, it would be unlike me to give up on all of my hard work just because of some pathetic little shrimp.

[Guest]

BA have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend?

What do you like in a person

[Based Attorney]

I've never been one for steady relationships, they ask too much of me when my career demands all of my attention. That isn't to say I haven't tried, but I never felt deeply involved and that only brought pain to my partner, so I stopped.

I like someone who won't try to distract me from my job, respects my space, and doesn't gossip. Everybody likes someone with a good sense of humour. Emphasis on good. I'd admire someone who is as dedicated to their job as I am mine.

[Guest]

nice gams

[Guest]

how's that date going?

[Based Attorney]

I beg your pardon

[Guest]

you know, the date with the cop. how's that going?

[Based Attorney]

You're mistaken. I went to the Crown and Anchor with the intention of eating alone. The slimy predator that he is, "the cop" decided to rudely impede upon that.