Itchy

[Itchy]

Been busy fucking your mother! I tried to leave but she just wouldn't let me go!

[Doze [2]]

Doze's face blanches slowly enough to be comical as the realization of what Itchy's just said...with Clover in earshot...sinks in.

Shut...your...mouth.

He manages to grate, slowly. To think! Ten seconds ago, you had honestly given a damn.

[Clover]

Really Doze because I thought you liked it when his mouth was wide wiiiide open

[Itchy]

You know what the best thing about Doze is? By the time his gag reflex kicks in, you're already done!

[Doze [2]]

Doze's look of mild shock is wiped rather...quickly off of his face. He's used to taunts like this from Itchy.

Though that implication is a complete...lie, Itchy? I must admit, the...first person I would ask for...information to construct that...fabrication...would be you.

[Itchy]

It's good you can openly admit that you've never gotten a single BJ before in your life! I mean, most other men might be ashamed that they couldn't get anybody to blow them even once, but you're just real open about your failure to get anybody to touch your weenie! It's inspiring!

[Doze [2]]

Your...base assumptions are...hilariously incorrect.

You frown at him, wishing to take your leave, but also despising the idea of him following you to your room again...

Are you...trying to...cover up for the fact that...you've picked up a handful more...terrible diseases from sleeping with...trash?

[anonymoose]

hey itchy flash us your tits

[Itchy]

Are you...trying to...cover up for the fact that...you've picked up a handful more...terrible diseases from sleeping with...trash?

You really shouldn't call yourself trash Doze. You're dumpy and boring but I'll fuck you any day of the week. You never have to wear a paper bag on your doughboy face when you're with me baby.

hey itchy flash us your tits

THROW SOME BEADS MOTHERFUCKER

[Doze [2]]

Doze's face goes curiously blank. He... He simply cannotbelieve Itchy just said that. Much less out loud. What the Hell did he just imply?

Itchy...please do not ever, insinuate... That- That 'situation'...again. Thank you.

Doze's brain feels numb. Itchy is...not a kind person. And Doze, being himself, prefers women...Itchy is not someone he would ever sleep with... He's pretty damn sure. So, why would he- To get a rise. Of course.

Look...Itchy, please stop...spreading your fantasies about in...public. Especially the ones that will...never occur...