Wandering out in the desert did strange things to most people. They can hear voices in their head sometimes, pushing them to confront the ugly parts of life, or sometimes suggesting they do something mighty terrible.
It's good you can openly admit that you've never gotten a single BJ before in your life! I mean, most other men might be ashamed that they couldn't get anybody to blow them even once, but you're just real open about your failure to get anybody to touch your weenie! It's inspiring!
Doze's face goes curiously blank. He... He simply cannotbelieve Itchy just said that. Much less out loud. What the Hell did he just imply?
Itchy...please do not ever, insinuate... That- That 'situation'...again. Thank you.
Doze's brain feels numb. Itchy is...not a kind person. And Doze, being himself, prefers women...Itchy is not someone he would ever sleep with... He's pretty damn sure. So, why would he- To get a rise. Of course.
Look...Itchy, please stop...spreading your fantasies about in...public. Especially the ones that will...never occur...